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The Jesus-based Buzzfeed Quiz we've all been waiting for

Which of Jesus' disciples are you? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: A religious Buzzfeed quiz? On Groupthink? But A) they included Buddy Christ and South Park, so it's not that kind of religious, and B) it's a Friday, so everyone's presumably drunk enough to find this hilarious even if that weren't the case.

I know you're all hoping for Mary Magdalene, brazen Jezebels that you are, but I got St. Simon and that's pretty ok by me.

You got: Saint Simon


Via monasteryicons.com

Outgoing, outspoken and passionate, you're never afraid to speak up when you feel strongly about something. You have a bit of an obsessive personality, but it's something that your friends love about you. You know what you want and you're not afraid to go after it with everything you have.

You know the drill: You get results, you post!

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