Guiiiiizzzze... women are, like, totally, natural-born stalkers. But it's cool. Because it totally makes us great secret agents! You know, when we're not searching for every bit of info on our ex boyfriends. We're just so obsessed and stalker-y, ya know? We're compelled. I lit-trally cannot help myself.

Somewhere, six (former?) CIA terrorism analysts are grateful to have their research, analysis and determination likened to that time you checked out your high school bully's Facebook page to see whether or not he still lives at home with his parents.