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So, who here has dyed their hair out of a box? I certainly have had my share of box-color. My favorite part of the experience, besides the later testing of who are my true friends versus who are the assholes who say "you dyed your hair" and then leave it at that, is that you get this little tube of conditioner.

I. Fucking. Love. That. Tube.

Is it made from the oils of an oilwasp who makes my hair all soft and shiny by defecating its pearls of goodness directly to my roots? Obviously, yes.


Anyone know where/how I can get a legit bottle of that kind of conditioner?

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