That's how I feel right now. Tom and Lorenzo (formerly of Project RunGay) have posted the first batch of Miss Universe Costume...let's say "reviews." I adore the bitchery, and also the Insanely accurate descriptions of the WTFery that is the Miss Universe Costume portion. Also, Argentina FTW.

But to intrigue you, I give you, the hot mess that is Guatemala

Illustration for article titled The New PHONE BOOK IS HERE!!!!!

and in case you didn't get the reference....