There's a new product to protect you from rape, ladies. It's pretty much a chastity belt but one that you can control! No lock and keys and awkward bowel movement things later. Although how the heck a drunk person is supposed to pee with that is fascinating to think about.

I'm pretty judgey about this, but I'm always judgey, and I suspect a few people will really like this. And picture just because I used it already today and I was too lazy to google anything else.