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The "Nicest" of Nice Guy OKC Profiles

This profile (with a picture of "The Starry Night" for his profile) came up in my recommended matches... This guy is quite a keeper! I think he must have wandered over from WizardChan, because he just has the kindest things to say about women. I really wonder how he would react if a woman without a photo tried to talk to him.

I've bolded the worst parts.

My Self-Summary

Updated: Read the I spend time thinking about section.

I'm new to the online dating thing and I'm not really sure what to put here at the moment.

I guess for now I can safely say I'm into painting.


What I'm Doing With My Life

Obviously spending my time typing this on OKCupid for the moment.

Beyond that... you'd have to inquire.


What I'm Good At

Quite a lot of things. I particularly like chess, or other games of strategy. I catch on quick, adapt, then improve with each game. Although once I do so I get bored once I've found an optimal method of achieving my goals in the game.


The First Things People Usually Notice About Me

No idea.

The Six Things I Could Never Do Without

Things I cannot do without: My intelligence, Delicious Food, Entertainment.

Things I wish I could do without but cannot: My libido, My love of intelligent women, and .... I'll think of something for number 6.


I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About

What humanity would achieve or fail to do horribly when sentient extraterrestrials show up on Earth. Do we co-exist with each other, or keep killing each other? I mean if it happened tomorrow, just how fucked would we really be?


I didn't post a picture because all women are focused on looks, I just held a conversation with a user Ashley_005, who's very page says "You value intelligence over mere superficiality..." Right in the "You should message me if..." section.

This user basically ripped me a new one for not having a picture. Ok, I don't have a picture. I do value intelligence over looks. Apparently the user that put that in their profile, does not.


On a Typical Friday Night I Am

Trying to meet women, the terrible way, here is also a terrible way I guess.

The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit

Ask, the answer will shock you.

I'm Looking For

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

You Should Message Me If

You aren't a stuck up cunt that cares ONLY about a guys looks. You care about looks, go on craigslist and look up a guy for sex.

You actually give a fuck about meeting a decent guy that doesn't care how you look and cares about who you are. Message me.

You care what my face looks like more than what I have to say? Go fuck off.

Yeah... I'm slightly bitter at women right now.


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