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The one in which my daughter learns the first rule of dessert in my house ...

Growing up, I was told the first rule of desserts was, as follows ... "When it's gone, it's gone." None of that "save that last piece of cake for me" or those last cookies are mine," oh no ho ho, when it's gone, it's GOOOOWN. Suck it up, get over it. Take a hint from the boys ...

And when it's all gone, no sense whining about it ... go get more. Apparently while I was out of town for work, TeenMountain when to Walmart and bought some ice cream treats for the house. She came home from work tonight and wailed, "Who's been eating all the ice cream? I bought that!" Oh well. When it's gone, it's gone. Life sucks, don't it? I love seeing these lesson come back around to bite her in the ass, FINALLY.



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