One of my best friends is ten years younger than me. She is 23, and I am 33. As people get older, age gaps like that become less significant. But right now? Right now it is HUGELY SIGNIFICANT.

Case in point:

We were in the cash office of The Craft Store That Must Not Be Named a couple of nights ago, closing registers, and I starting singing Harder Better Faster Stronger. She gave me some serious side-eye, and said, "Are you singing Kanye West?"

"No," I said, incredulous. "I am singing Daft Punk."

"Kanye did that song first." She replied.

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"Seriously, Daft Punk wrote Harder Better Faster Stronger in 2001. They wrote the original. The good one."

She just looked at me and said "Who the hell is Daft Punk?"

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Bitch, THIS IS DAFT PUNK.

And this is me.

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Edited because I apparently fail at formatting today. *sigh*