... never gets credit for what it’s really doing: just trying to lighten the mood."
The Go Fug Yourself Girls rate "Long-haired Male Movie Manes"
It is as awesome as you think it is. Example:
Is It Necessary? Well, he is a god.
Is It Flattering? The Hems is hunky in general, but the long hair actually does suit him — probably because he sort of naturally resembles a Norse god to begin with.
Is It Luxurious? The man is carrying a massive hammer while wearing a cape, and we’re talking about his hair. It’s that luxurious.
Overall Gloriousness: 8, only because we don’t feel comfortable rating his hair as high as we'd rate — if asked — his biceps.
The whole slideshow is a hoot!