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The Go Fug Yourself Girls rate "Long-haired Male Movie Manes"

It is as awesome as you think it is. Example:


Is It Necessary? Well, he is a god.

Is It Flattering? The Hems is hunky in general, but the long hair actually does suit him — probably because he sort of naturally resembles a Norse god to begin with.

Is It Luxurious? The man is carrying a massive hammer while wearing a cape, and we’re talking about his hair. It’s that luxurious.

Overall Gloriousness: 8, only because we don’t feel comfortable rating his hair as high as we'd rate — if asked — his biceps.

The whole slideshow is a hoot!

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