*Please keep in mind that this is definitely a NSFW post. All NSFW links are marked.* Over on Tumblr two writers, Amy McCarthy and Jaime-Paul Falcon, decided to turn that whole bracket thing upside down and created The Pussy Bracket.

Inspired by the Erika Moen comic(NSFW), they went out and found 16 pieces of advice then ranked them in four different regions.

Their Mini Manifesto from The Pussy Bracket Tumblr(NSFW):

With the NCAA tournament in full swing we're at the nadir of bracket season, with everything from the "Reality TV," and "who's the most bitchy," to "Dad things" getting seeded, and voted on. With that in mind we give you the most important bracket of all, The Pussy Bracket.

Why The Pussy Bracket? You might ask, well, because Pussy is a wonderful, and mysterious thing. The idea of Pussy seems to have the internet enchanted, and many dedicate time to trying to educate people about the Pussy.

Mostly there seems to be a micro-sect of articles that pop-up from time to time on how to pleasure the Pussy. You see while the idea of male oral pleasure seems to be pretty straightforward, the world seems to be at a loss for the best way to pleasure a Pussy. So, because we're ever diligent we have pulled together the best, and worst pieces put out about the Pussy, and how to pleasure the Pussy.

Below you'll find four regions, all seeded, and blurbed for your voting, and reading pleasure. The decision of what's the best is up to you, we're just here to seed, and summarize.

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The Pussy Bracket tumblr is here(NSFW). Per the tumblr page, you may contact the authors Amy and Jaime at their respective twitter accounts if you have any questions/comments. This post was written with help from Jaime.

Gif of Kelly Rowland in her video for the song "Kisses Down Low" was found here.