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The Real World Douche is Quitting Congress

To spend more time with his family. Possibly legit since his wife (an even douchier Real World alum) is pregnant with their 9th child which is apparently going to have health issues. Although 9 kids? Are ya trying to get to Duggar territory? TLC will never give you a reality show cause they’re all stocked up on fundie nutters.

Save us all from people who disdain birth control.

(It’s absolutely their choice to have that many, but considering he was whining about how to support his family when he had 6 kids this does not compute. Also I so want to know who will pay him $175k or more in Northern Wisconsin.)

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