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The Return of Greg

It’s like the return of Jason, but like...shittier.

I cannot even believe I’m typing this.

So there was like a discussion, because apparently greg needs to come back.

So greg has allegedly been living in a trap house. And greg needs to come back for his sobriety or something.


And greg broke up with his girlfriend. And a bunch of other shit that I don’t care about.

And everyone is like, Martha...Greg.

And I’m saying yeah, greg, a freakaziod who stole my fucking soap and tried to kiss me when he thought I was sleeping!


If I wasn’t making plans to go back to school, and needed the cheap rent, I swear.

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