For anyone not familiar with the holiday tradition of filming a flaming fireplace log and then looping said video for days on end for Christmas, you are missing the fcuk out. It has everything — flames, logs, fireplaces, audible crackles. Easily the most exciting event is when the faceless man in flannel alternate stokes the fire and then — and here's where it gets crazy — reaches a be-flanneled arm into the fire to add another log.
I don't know if you have this in America, but I doubt it. You're probably watching real things. Well, we Canadians live a simpler, humbler life.
The Shaw Fire Log is going strong this year, not just on the screens of Shaw subscribers across this great nation, but also on social media:
An inanimate object making Dad jokes? Welcome to Canada. Even our news teams understand the Power of the Log:
Update: The guy who turns the log also tweets.