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The shore

After 7 hours of driving (seriously every road we were on had construction. I had no idea there were that many construction workers), 3 Monster energy drinks, 1 Slim Jim (don't judge) and an hour long concert of Jinx singing (fine, screeching) her favorite 90s jams, we've made it to the in-laws' beach house.

Give me strength, Groupthink. Give me this day my daily gif battle. Forgive me my passive aggression. Allow me to forgive those who passively aggress against me. And lead me not to Atlantic city for slots but Deliver me from New Jersey.


Wwaaaay too hopped up...

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