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Hail Starbucks, full of grace.

Our ability to remain awake lies with thee.

Blessed are thee among long-distance truckers,

And blessed is the Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Holy Starbucks, purveyor of caffeine,

Help us students now,

And at the hour of our exams.


I have been on this bus for 8 hours now, three hours left to go. No, I haven’t really slept, why do you ask?


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