Hail Starbucks, full of grace.
Our ability to remain awake lies with thee.
Blessed are thee among long-distance truckers,
And blessed is the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Holy Starbucks, purveyor of caffeine,
Help us students now,
And at the hour of our exams.
I have been on this bus for 8 hours now, three hours left to go. No, I haven’t really slept, why do you ask?