"Ever watch a kid cry his eyes out because his hat is the wrong shade of blue? Exactly. Fuck that kid."

It's long, but it's the best thing I've ever read on the internet. People say lots of posts on the internet are "inspiring," and I get all excited and go to read them, but then then find out they're just overly earnest and sickly and I and can't take them seriously. But this one actually does inspire me.