I feel like I've read this exact article before.. and before.. and before. Here are some choice quotes:

An older woman can give a guy..

..A tutorial on how to please a woman looking for something other than someone with whom to have a child in the next few years.

On the girl who acts just like you! (And here I thought my utter dislike of romcoms and love of action movies was just good taste.)

Every man needs to experience that rare breed of gal who looks and talks like a woman, but loves sports and action flicks — in short, who acts like a guy.

Smarties can't be hotties! DUH. Also, the poor menz.

In the dating game, looks often trump intelligence — guys go for hotties rather than girls who can stand their ground in a heated debate ... they can help you ... handle those times in your life when you don’t know it all. “Men are so often intimidated by smart women — they have vulnerable egos and never want to feel as if any woman is showing them up,” says Dr. Gilda.

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Girls who like sex are bad for you! (Essentially, eat'em up and puke'm out.)

The good news: These women actually exist ... Says Dr. Gilda, “Every guy needs to get this type of woman out of his system.."

There was a 5th type - the free spirit - but it felt more like a dig at guys in general than why dating a creative lady was necessary. Basically, dudes are incapable of thinking outside the box. Unsurprisingly, the article came from Match.com. I got enough giggles and eye-rolls out of reading it that I had to share.

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