This delightful video was posted to YouTube yesterday.
"This is where you have your redheads, your strippers, and anyone named 'Tiffany'."
As the comments on on the video suggest, this is "a more detailed version" of some bullshit Barney Stinson vomited on How I Met Your Mother. Cool cool dude. The OP politely requested that if there were any women out there in the "Wife Zone" to please contact him. Have at it, ladies.