Just two things today, since I hid in my office for most of last night...
1) She did not, in the end, clean up the cooking materials from the burritos. In fact, she left the cooked beans, chicken and rice sitting in their respective pans directly on the stove - for around 5 hours, until I came and boxed them up. She stood there the entire time I cleaned up, too, just chatting obliviously. Since I'm a completely horrible person I let it go, mainly so I could put everything in the fridge for her - food safety demands that I, nor Mr. or SmallBeaver will be eating any of it, but if UHG wants to get sick... by all means, lady, fill your boots. If I'm 100% honest, I also didn't know how to put all that food into the compost directly in front of her - although I admit that would have been quite satisfying.
2) This morning, she slept in until 9AM and then left without saying goodbye!
WHERE DID SHE GO? WHAT CLINIC HAS THESE NEW & WEIRD HOURS? WHY IS SHE SO OFTEN NOT GOING TO WORK, SELDOM GOING TO THE SAME LOCATION, AND FREQUENTLY COMING HOME EARLY OR REALLY, REALLY LATE?*
IS THIS A REAL JOB? IS SHE ACTUALLY A DOCTOR?
*I guess we all know the answer to that last one - but the rest is a mystery!