On buzzfeed, it is the weirdest and i have found it.

What kind of butt do you actually deserve?

Here's what i got:

You got: A HUGE F*CKING BUTT!

Your butt is ginormous. Your butt could kill. Your butt is a mammoth monster with its own solar system. Your butt is the master of the universe. Your butt makes people pilgrimage for days just to witness its existence. Your butt is my religion.

What the what? I actually have no idea. But i would love to know what other answers there are so tell me what you got!