Are you tired of men asking you to explain rape culture? Are you getting bored with your rehearsed speech about how reverse racism is not a thing? Do you find it strange that someone asking about feminism on the internet can't just google it?

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Next time you're faced with some really stupid question (are all feminists lesbians?), direct them to the Womansplainer. For $20, she'll spend 10min reseraching the issue to provide useful links - if they can do it themselves, why should you do it for them for free?