It's a fierce competition for the title of World's Worst Houseguest!
In this corner, The Toast brings us
But GT's very own BumbleBeaver brings us her UHG
Who will bring home the trophy (to someone else's house & leave it sitting out in a very inconvenient spot so you trip on it and sprain your ankle and then that houseguest never ever leaves even though they were only supposed to stay for a week)?
And Cthulhu just threw his hat in the ring!
Nope, even one of the Great Old Ones still makes a better houseguest than UHG.