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The Worst Pickup Lines That Worked

Tell me some of the terrible lines that have TOTALLY worked on you!

On my first date with Mr.TenInch, he got me to come home with him by saying “... so you wanna meet my cats?” and obviously the answer to that question is always yes with me. Those cats are currently both curled up on either side of me drooling all over my their fuzzy blanket.


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