Yep. Definitely monsters. Right outside.

But really there have been some terrifying screeching sounds coming from outside for the past half hour or so and it's freaking me the fuck out. At first I thought the sounds were just cats fighting or having sex, but no way. I've heard cats fighting AND having sex and it does not sound like THAT.

I can't even explain what the hell it sounds like! Almost like a combination screech/howl. It's really fucking creepy, and either I'm imagining it or my cat has no fucks left to give cuz she just is not acknowledging this AT. ALL. Thanks Siren. Thanks for protecting me from the monsters.



Really though it won't stop and I'm not amused. What the hell is going on in Mill Basin right now?