I blew a gasket laughing while reading this last night. Me & my sisters have zero composure when it comes to poop jokes; it’s a sickness really. So you can imagine my snort crying, and the text chain between us sisters that degenerated quickly. This is real!!!

That woman is a fucking CHAMP, and dude is pretty great, too. I hope they go on a second date. Talk about poop or whatever:)