My dog is trying to hunt it. He sucks at it. I am trying to go to sleep but I can’t with the creature hanging around and my dog sniffing and breathing loudly and scratching and shifting stuff around.

I think it’s a big roach. I hope it’s not. I hope I can sleep and all will be well in the morning. Which is in about 3 hours. Wish me luck.

UPDATE: it is morning. The bug has allowed me to live through the night. It has disappeared though. The dog seems to have given up the hunt which could mean one of two things: he ate it (as he does) or it’s still out there, biding it’s time.