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I just took the office dog for a walk down the block, which happens to go past a day care center. The kids were out in the front yard/playground and as I approached, a couple of them came up to the fence to look at us as we came by. Totally understandable — this dog is stupid cute.

But as I got closer, one of the kids said, 'She has purple hair!" (I have purple hair.) A beat later, this other tiny voice rings out 'It's a witch!' I almost peed myself laughing.


Sadly, on the return trip I was just 'the girl with the purple hair', which isn't nearly as funny as a couple of 4 year olds accusing you of being a witch.

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