I bought a Reese’s snack thing that comes with little graham cracker sticks that you dip in chocolate peanut butter. I’ve run out of crackers and I still have lots of chocolate.

I’m at work putting in OT, so there’s nobody here. I’m really tempted to be gross and just eat the rest with my gross finger, or at least grab a spoon from the kitchen and use the handle to scoop up the rest....

Um, I mean hi! I’m a classy adult, adulting at work. These are my business sweatpants.

What are you tempted to do when nobody’s looking?