JEZEBEL either talk me down from this ledge or push me off of it.

These shoes I love are ON SALE. I wanted them for my wedding, but they originally cost $775. WHAT? Absurd for the average human person. THEY ARE 70% OFF, so $232. I wasn't PLANNING to spend that much, but I was eyeing a pair that was around $200. WHAT TO DO? PLS SEND HELP. SOS.

ETA: I have been drinking, so forgive me for being silly... they don't even have my size. Also, SeaAnemone pointed out that they are final sale, and I agree that it is too pricey for a final sale item. But please, continue to admire the beautiful shoes.