Welcome To The Bitchery

And I am drunk. I only had one drink! After practicing! Now I am waiting in a restaurant for someone to bring me a pizza. Duran Duran is on the radio. It's super weird.

I hope I don't bomb tomorrow. I don't think I will, but my feet are vibrating, and I almost couldn't figure out how to post from my phone, so maybe? I am not feeling super smart right now.

I wish this pizza would show up already. And I wish my friend would come back. I can't eat a whole pizza by myself.


I hope my yak joke goes well. I think it's funny, anyway. How many industrial design students have a yak joke in their thesis proposals? That's gotta be worth something, right?

I love you, autocorrect. You make me look semi-coherent.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter