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Things I Do When I'm Alone

I've got an evening to myself, and I'm noticing that there are things that I simply can't do with another person in the same room:

1. Sing as loud as I want to my Disney station on Pandora radio.

2. Use something AND NOT PUT IT AWAY! Yes, I know I'm a monster.

3.Gross or personal things that people wouldn't appreciate you doing in front of them. (if you know what I mean, nudge-nudge-wink-wink-etc.)


4.Engage in narcissistic 20-something behavior like admiring myself in the mirror and deciding whether I look better with my hair up or down. Also, I found a really great dress at a thrift store and I've been trying on all my stuff to see what looks good with it.

5.Use my mother's computer for watching Netflix since it's bigger and has speaker attachments.


Everything else I do when I'm alone is pretty much free to be done in the company of others.I know it's a boring difference, but I'm kind of proud that the self I am when alone aligns pretty well with the self I am with company (give or take a few levels of slobbishness). Also, what's alone-time for if not for lip-syncing to Part Of Your World with wild arm gestures and everything?


What do you find that you do more alone than with company? Let's keep this PG-13,or at least with hilarious euphemisms ;)

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