(Previous title: "things I don't understand") Why they're making us stop in the middle of the train tracks because of a "trespasser"? Can't they just go to the next station and hand them over to the authorities?

I'm suspecting that whatever this is isn't what they're saying it is. They're like "we might transfer you to another train"...why, because this train has trespasser cooties? What the fuck?

Come on people, I started this ride at 9PM last night. Don't make my 20 hour ride any longer, please.

ETA: apparently "trespasser" means someone was on the tracks, not on the train...I hope we didn't hit someone/something...

ETA2: Just verified that we hit someone. A train is coming for us to transfer to.