1. I bought Naked2, which is both expensive and awesome with my Sephora gift card from two years ago. Yay!

2. I tried a bunch of perfumes and smell really awful, but mainly, like a pine tree. Because that is what happens to perfume on my skin, mostly. Sigh. I finally settled on Candy by Prada. Which makes me feel weird because so expensive but what else can you use a Sephora gift card for. But, I got the smallest one, and it will last me forever so ...

3. I’m watching Ancient Aliens. I really want to be an ancient astronaut theorist.

4. I have Time Warner on the phone trying to sell me stuff. Sigh. Only if they have a gift card.

5. I bought chocolate.

That is all. Why am I telling you this stuff? I’m being ridiculous today.