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Things I Have Learned Today

— Chicken necks can be cut with scissors. I will be learning this a lot more in the coming months
— Cut gloves are the single-greatest invention in the history of humanity. My left hand is decidedly unlacterated, and cut gloves are the ONLY reason why this is the case
— Extra-strength Excedrin is the second-greatest invention in the history of humanity
— Chopped liver is fucking DISGUSTING
— Never, ever send Harry Kim on an away mission. After six years, how the hell have you not learned your lesson, Captain Janeway?! (I knew this already, but it bears repeating)

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