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All day long, I call her my tiny little baby and the tiniest cutest little baby muffin because I have issues. Besides the obvious, she’s 16 and not tiny. I don’t know why these words pour out of me. Sometimes she’s so cute I can’t stand it. I am a cat lady. Also if you are inclined, say happy birthday to la chategris!

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