Okay so you know how you’ve got this higher standard for yourself? My whole life I’ve said if you can help, you should. Which, in the last couple years, has led me to make some really astoundingly weird life choices. Because suddenly I can help even a little and now I’m basically fucked forever. Walking and talking and all.

I am considering writing something much more personal and topical in a national news outlet. I don’t hang out here much anymore, and I’m not sure who’s still around from when I did, but if you’re reading this:

You guys will likely see this one in a day or two. I wanted to tell you that you can’t dedicate magazine articles really, but this one’s for you guys.