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Any major city you want to get to takes more than 2 hours (usually). 'Cause Texas is big and great.


H-E-B 'cause it's...H-E-B

Good BBQ...mostly brisket


Tex-Mex (even the shitty restaurants)

Breakfast tacos

Legit tacos from taquerias in South Texas.

Seriously, I may just cry now. I don't think Indiana will have any good food... =/


Things I will not miss about Texas:

Crazy weather

The heat/humidity (I have a love/hate relationship with the Texas heat)


How it takes forever to get out of the state when traveling (ok that negates what I liked about it, maybe that's another love/hate relationship)


I need to be convinced I won't miss home so much. Indiana is kinda pretty, but doesn't have much going for it. Chicago is about 4 hours away and that's about all I'm excited for.

Eddie Murphy knows how I feel

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