I'm sitting outside a liquor store, eating a hot apple turnover. My man-person is making selections. I'm going with Blue Moon because I don't curr. I just want a nice buzz, not a massive hangover. Those things get less fun the older you get. Though I'm sure man-person will talk me into a couple of shots of whiskey :)

Now back to the house, back to the couch, back to the crappy cable movies. At least, we have beer.
Oh, yeah. What's with all the hate for Blue Moon? It beats Bud Light.