“Said” also means texted, tweeted, etc.

Me, as I am driving and “talking” to another driver: Come on pawpaw. Let’s get a move on

Noklew: Someone who just turned 50 really shouldn’t be referring to someone as “pawpaw”

Me: o\/0

At dinner with a friend I haven’t seen in about two months.

Her: Have you lost weight?

Me: Yeah. about 20 lbs. I love Wellbutrin.

Her: I thought so. You aren’t as large as you were

My brother being a jerk

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