My final contribution to the Inane Parade. A list of things which inexplicably disappear from my home. (The youngest & last youngling that lives with us doesn't drive, so no, she hasn't absconded with the gift cards for a wild night out of Bloomin' Onions or Breadsticks & Salad.) Ranked from least to most "Fuck, REALLY?"
Small spoons (aka tea but in reality cereal or comfortably soup-sized).
Gift cards from Grandma, to restaurants we don't like.
That one damn gift card to a restaurant we love
Ponytail holders and freaking bobby pins. You'd think I'm like the witch from Bugs Bunny cartoons, all wild-hair and bobby pins flying everywhere.
Tape. Packing, clear, doesn't matter. Never where it was last.
Nail files. (Separate category than clippers, dammit, why are they always GONE?)
The struggle, friends. I know some are normal (socks, ponytail holders) but seriously I'm writing this whole damned post because I recently bit my normally long nails down to the quick, and need just one scraggly ass emory board, at least, before I do it again.
Does this happen to everyone?