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Things You Like About Spring

In spirit of some other posts I have done before like the really popular Things You Like About Winter or Things You Hate About Winter*, the even more popular What's the silliest and/or corniest joke you ever heard? post and some others**, I wanted to know what do you like about Spring? Is there anything you hate about Spring? What family or personal traditions do you do during this time?

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Things I like about Spring:

  • It will not be cold anymore
  • Daisies?
  • I can go outside with just my shirt and jeans (no jacket required)
  • FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE. MOAR PICS OF JJ WATT...YAY! (Thought I wasn't going to mention him, didn't you?)
  • It will not be cold anymore
  • I can walk barefoot outside!(I seriously miss the country life....)
  • OUTSIDE PARTIES!!
  • Decent electric bill
  • I will be less ashy than usual
  • OYIN HANDMADE PRODUCTS WILL WORK!

Things I hate about Spring:

  • Spring will only be 3 weeks long before Texas' summer starts....
  • Tornado Season
  • THOSE FUCKING DANDELIONS EVERYWHERE
  • Gotta start hoarding water before Stage 5 Water Restrictions kick in
  • No one will have a good sale on anything.....

Family Traditions:

  • None....THANK THE CAT OVERLORDS FOR THAT!

*Anyone else, is looking through the old comments on the Like/Hate Winter post, think :"Bet they hate winter now." No, just me.

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**Missed some of the other posts? Scroll the ribbon to see them....

Share your thoughts about Spring or how Winter really needs to go away.

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