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This fucking flu needs to GO AWAY

I've been sick since the fucking 3rd. For fuck's sake! MAKE IT AWAY.

My fever is gone and the puking has subsided, but I still have a horrific headache and I'm still coughing up green phlegm and wheezing a bit. Jesus. Plus I got some mean circles under my eyes which are contrasting nicely to the see-through whiteness of the rest of my face.

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And I lost like 5 or 6 lbs this week solely from barely eating and from puking. Not cool, body. Not cool. I think I inadvertently did the Master Cleanse. BE GONE, TOXINS.

Fuuuuuck. I'm gonna take more Nyquil and cry myself to sleep now.

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