YOU BASTARD. I was just going to have salad for lunch. Salad that sounded really good, with some feta and jicama and weird Green Goddess dressing I have in the refrigerator right now. But no. Not good enough. Now I've got to flounce to the grocery store for tomatoes.

I hate you, dude. Hate. Enough to hate-eat a delicious tomato sandwich, just for you.

eta: Seriously, who posts this at lunchtime?…

It's ALREADY lunchtime. We had plans! We were all good. Then BAM, sandwiches you aren't already planning to eat.