SNACKTASTIC F*CKING CURSED ME!
I am very good at 2048. I can normally beat it on the first try and have now beaten like 6 of the parody games. Then SOMEONE* posted THIS MONSTROSITY and I thought "meh, I would like to procrastinate. I will knock it out real fast before getting back to my homework". THAT WAS TWO FUCKING HOURS AGO! I STILL CAN'T BEAT IT. I previously had no opinion on the Duggars but now I hope their stupid show gets cancelled because the sight on their faces fills me with rage.
AS FOR YOU SNAX! If I don't beat this fucking game soon I will forever declare my allegiance to Team Waffle. I will deny myself the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate chip pancakes for the rest of my days, just to spite you.
*and by someone I mean Snacktastic
ETA: YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS FUCKING FINALLY.