Crusty Goose Juggler owes me a new breakfast!

I went to check my notifications (as they’ve been all wonky) and spotted something...moving? that a tiny goose? WALKING?! I watched, mesmerized, as that tiny little goose just kept on walking.

*POP* went the toaster

*WALK* went the goose

I watched that adorable, evil little walking goose avatar for like a full minute. AND MISSED MY WINDOW OF TIME TO BUTTER MY TOAST. Now my toast is cold. The butter won’t get all melty. IT’S DRY AND HARD AND IT’S ALL THAT GOOSE’S FAULT. So I broke it up and gave it to the squirrels. And now I have no breakfast.