If I were a boy, I was to be named Thaddeus. I just can see the kids lining up to make fun of me for it. If I were a girl, I'd be named Renee, which isn't terrible but like 1 out of 3 girls where I grew up were named Renee. MORE RENEES PER SQUARE INCH THAN ANYWHERE. Good thing my mom named me Snacktastic. It set up up to want to eat small bits of food for life.