Did you know you could link your Amazon account to your Facebook account. I didn’t until today, when I noticed several items in my newsfeed about a friend’s Amazon purchases. One of the items she bought today was a book titled “Getting Off: A Woman’s Guide To Masturbation”. Gee golly, I didn’t want to know that. We’re meeting for coffee next week. How in the ever loving fuck am I supposed to do this and keep a straight face?

Just don’t let this be you my friends.