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This is a trap

You see this? This looks like a fuzzy, chubby, pet-able kitty tummy. Look at that sweet face, too! However, this is a vicious trap, because if you give in to the temptation to pet that fuzzy tummy, there will be blood. Your blood.

Why, cat, why??? I just want to pet you! I could really do without the awful-looking scars on my wrist from being too dumb to resist petting you!


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