All. Your. Fault.
Look at my humble shopping cart. Do you see what's in there?
Not one kind of lentil. Not two kinds of lentils. THREE FUCKING KINDS OF LENTILS. Why have you done this to me, GT? WHY?
...well, actually, I'm going to make a lentil salad for a potluck. But it never would have come to mind were it not for all the lentiliness around here. So thanks for the inspiration.