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This Is An Actual Message I Just Got On OKCupid

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TEXT:

Hey

I read thru your profile and i decided that i was gonna give you the chance to get to know me.

I know your overwhelmed at my generosity... take a moment to compose yourself.

But seriously tho you look like a cool chick so id like us to get to know each other.

I see that you want to be a drag queen, are you gonna have a sex change operation first?

Speak soon

Jeremy

I don't think he knows what a drag queen is....

Let's not even TALK about the "aren't you lucky to get to know me" bullshit.

And to make matters worse, this guy is an 86% match apparently.

This is why I will die alone. I am "too picky."

ETA: The drag queen thing isn't completely out of thin air. In my profile it says that I love glitter and exaggeration and camp, and that I basically aspire to be a drag queen. That's what he's referencing.

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